Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Worst Thing

Being at the mercy of network latency.

Things to do if this happens to you.
1) Run 'ping' and try to look for a pattern in 'time=' value. Based on its value imagine what the sharks might be doing (next point)
2) Run a quiz 'What happened to the transatlantic cable?' Options
a) Sharks nibbled the bytes
b) Captain Nemo
c) The little mermaid
3) Hate sharks, Captain Nemo and The little mermaid
4) Try to remember names of the last five books you read, in order.
5) See who else is around. Try not to feel lonely.
6) Read blog. No understand. Write blog.
7) Try to think of the seventh option. Make it the seventh option. To infinity and beyond.

$Enjoy!

2 comments:

vinaya said...

Heh. Isnt it time someone thought of laying cables through the earth?

Mohsin said...

wifi ka jamana hai ;-)