Terse descriptions..

Opinion column of SciAm this month has these terse descriptions for movies.
A few gems..
Predator: The future governor of California and the future governor of Minnesota go hiking.
Close encounters of the third kind: Frail aliens visit earth in search of friends, music and possibly gym equipment.

And I thought, Bollywood should not stay behind. So here is my version of terse descriptions for Bollywood (though I realize that only the first one is necessary and sufficient).

Jaane Tu ya Jaane na: Boy loves girl.
Mohabbatein: Three boys love three girls.
Dil Maange More: One boy loves three girls simultaneously.
Aitraaz: Two girls love one boy simultaneously.
Waqt: Father loves son.
Taare zamin par: Father does not love son.
Race: Everybody loves money.
Gunda: I love this movie!!!

Any contributions???